Hey, Anonymous! Guess what I heard on NPR this morning on my way to the coffee shop where YOU WEREN'T because you were OUT OF TOWN to party with your sis and her hott friend...
Regarding subsidized housing, an advocate said, "At the end of the day everyone has the right to a hard unit." I know this issue is just as dear to you as it is to Don Gerard, and since you were probably drowning out NPR's soothing monotone with your sister's blender, I wanted to make sure you got the news.
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truer words were never spoken my dear....but what about at the "big-ginning" of the day as well???
I don't get it.
I knew you'd have trouble with it, Don, since it's sort of a chick joke. And you're not a chick. And you don't normally like or get or tell jokes. You see, when hippies are on NPR talking about "hard units," they probably aren't even thinking that depraved hos such as Anonymous and her friend Stephanie might be snickering in their cars on the way to the coffee shop (see above) where some individuals won't be making their fancy expensive espresso drinks every morning anymore. For Anonymous, certain images "spring" to mind when the word "unit" is helpfully modified by "hard." If you still don't get it, we'll send a busful of rock singers over in a few minutes to cheer you up.
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