It's Mandatory

Has Everyone Finished Figuring this Crap Out?

Math quiz

Sometimes I Can't Tell the Difference Between this Twelve Year Old and Anonymous

Can you?

What If

If I drink all this stuff, will it kill me or just remind me how *fun it is to get drunk?



*"fun"

The Confession

As the devoted éminence grise of this invisible, unknowable delight we call Anon, I offer my abject apology for failure to represent her best online interests these several long dark weeks. As our reader/love interest/nemesis/role model may be secretly aware, when not dressed as an elf and smelling of stale cigarettes I park my butt at a small desk in a corner and receive bad news. Sometimes I forget how fabulous these bloggers are and neglect them fully as if paralyzed at my computer. But I'm over that now and glad to post some sexy pictures of sexy elves, none of whom are me.