Thursday, May 31, 2007

Why?

Anonymous has been awfully dang quiet this week. That's not like her! Though I did hear she was talking trash about me over at the coffee shop: no fair.

Friday, May 25, 2007

She Comes Late to the Party but With the Right Idea


While bloggers like Stephanie and Lynndi might be thinking of the serious true meaning of the holiday OR have "complaints" about the weekend's weather forecast, Anonymous AS ALWAYS finds the silver lining.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Monday, May 21, 2007

Anonymous Saw a Bad Accident This Weekend

How did it affect her? When can we expect her to get back to normal? Will she give details or hold it all in as usual?

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Another of Her Heroes Falls


What's she gonna do now for guidance and inspiration?

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Question on Everyone's Mind

Dear Abby,
I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a working
musician and, as you would expect, travel a lot. I
have been noticing strange things happening when I get
home. Her cell phone rings and she steps outside to
answer it or she says, "I'll call you back later".
When I ask her who called, she gets evasive. Sometimes
she goes out with friends but comes home late, getting
dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of
the way. I once picked up the extension while she was
on the phone and she got very angry.
A buddy of mine, who is also a guitar player, told me
that my wife and some guy have been to his gigs. He
wanted to borrow my guitar amp. That's when I got the
idea to find out for myself what was really happening.
I said "Sure, you can use my amp but I want to hide
behind it at the gig and see if she shows up, and who
she shows up with." He agreed.
Saturday night came and I slipped behind my Marshall
JCM800 half stack to get a good view. I could feel the
heat coming off the back of the amp. It was at that
moment, crouching down behind the amp, that I noticed
that one of the tubes was not glowing as bright as the
other three.
Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to
take it to a technician?

Thanks,
Very Concerned

Monday, May 14, 2007

Monday Already?

I happened to see Anonymous at the coffee shop this morning. Her hair was amazing. I wonder what she has to say about her weekend.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Did Anonymous Sleep Well?


I wonder what she had for breakfast. I can't imagine that she knows the importance of a healthy breakfast OR a good night's sleep, but let's find out.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

I Bet Anonymous Would Like This Video

It's Thursday, Isn't It?

I'm wondering what anonymous thinks about that. Or the weather.