Anon's Joke of the Day (that you no doubt already got in a mass email)

That's My Boy...

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."

The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline company, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."

The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best Universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"

One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the Successes of our sons. ..What about your son?"

The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub."

The three friends said: "What a shame...What a disappointment."

The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

He May Still Be Asleep on Your Couch

Rumor has it that advance sales of Brian Wilkie's debut solo album "All My Love" were so impressive that he is ALREADY busy at work on the second, "Riveted."

Look What Anonymous Got

Why don't we all go over to her house and set a spell?

Can't Stop the Cute

Happy Monday, Anonymous. Have a drink. You deserve it.

Does This Kind of Thing Happen at Your House?

We do see a lot of this over at the Van Halen mansion.

Here's that Sexy Picture of Anonymous!

I meant to put it on my IPHONE BITCHES! but instead I stashed it on the desktop here for sometime-in-the-future gazing.

Good Morning, Anonymous!

I thought you'd like to see my boobs, being that it's Friday and all. The one on the left is called Guido, and the one on the right Mr. of Seagulls. The two in the middle don't have names because I don't name parts of my body unless I'm making a cartoon about them. Oh by the way, may I link to a helpful conversion table?

Anonymous Has a Joke for You!

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Her Too?

After today, this one won't be making our coffees either. Who's next- Johnny? Stephanie (Jr.)?

Stephanie is Concerned

Day Four: Worse than We Thought

Now hold on a second. We're finally getting used to mornings without Francis, and it turns out Heather's last day is tomorrow. Should we just start meeting at the Brass Rail at 8AM?

Day Three of He's Not Brewing It for Us Anymore

But it's $2 latte day, so who gives a f*ck?

Let's Break for a LolCat